one of the nice things about being gay is that if you miss your honey, you can spray on a bit of his cologne to remind you of him all day. awww, how queer.

catch-up!

this has been a busy couple of weeks...
last week was fun- jason had to rush me to the hospital wednesday in the early a.m. for a kidney stone. i learned that kidney stones hurt so much that i don't mind being almost naked in a hospital or that my trucker mouth can be offensive to others nearby... it has solidified my hatred for my boss, who i am glad had to come in to replace me at 6a.m. that morning. i also used it as a valid excuse to leave work on friday after about an hour to take advantage of a 4 day weekend. why? screw 'em all that's why...
the week before was fun- my sister called me in hysterics ( she is not the sister that gets hysterical- EVER.) to tell me that her seventeen year old daughter, my neice, is pregnant. yes, she is a senior in high school and the father-to-be is a junior. they are all handling it pretty well considering they are not a planned parenthood kind of family. for a group of somewhat old fashioned, irish catholics- they are doing surprisingly well. how she managed to get to 6 months without telling anyone is a one of many bad signs. it is all in all an obviously worst case scenerio of bad judgement, but they will all find a way to pull through and raise a happy child.

Ten Reasons why i should not read the news...

1. our president is an absolute embarassment of a human being let alone a leader.
2. the following items will all inevidentably stem from answer # 1.
3. all the idiots in my country who can't see what's happening in front of them
4. nature is going to be done with us soon- if we don't get our shit together and become united as a green world.
5. the U.N. thinks we suck. we should be the largest in a voice of nations.
6. sometimes i'm afraid that unbridaled hate will lead to my kids watching me dragged to death behind a car, because daddy likes men.
7. the news will soon run clips of jessica simpson's new video footage before the gulf war stats of the day.
8. the city i live in is dying at an exponetial rate.
9. tigers are almost gone.
10. humans suck.

first day of 2nd & 4th grades...(daddy does many, many backflips of joy... 

ten random thoughts before finally going OUT!

1. hi, sexy sadie. i forget how much i love you sometimes.
2. i miss daniel nathanial.
3. i love when people call me markus aurelius.
4. back to school this week. ( does backflip not suited to someone in his physical condition...maybe if i don't lift my arms dancing my shirt won't ride up so much...)
5. uk import of goldfrapp was the best thing to happen to me musically in a while. slide......
6. i'm sad when my country falls apart... and the national guard is not where they should be...
7. i was in toronto last week for a concert. toronto looks prettier everytime is see it.
8. fuck there's no time...