People often ask me about my past sex life, and ask me how I could sleep with a woman. I have always been more interested in a person's soul, than what carries it around on this planet. My attraction to men is overwhelmingly dominant, but I can give you an exhaustive list of reasons, for each of my former lovers, as to why they were the most beautiful person in that moment.

one of the highlights of 2009. meeting joyce carol oates- even if briefly...

ugh...

why can i not sleep right now? i just sat and watched three hours of oscar and afi lifetime acheivement acceptance speeches on youtube. what the french toast!

days of future past

just time traveled almost 4 years into the future... i'm back

ten random thoughts...
1. after suffering with a bad boss for a year and a half, she finally got fired...
2. depeche mode was fun last week.
3. gwen should be fun this week.
4. i am really trying to make christmas not suck.
5. as time goes by is the best show.
6. looking forward to narnia.
7. french and saunders are the funniest women alive. find it. buy it. love it.
8. yay, she's gone.
9. had the weirdest dream this morning. i was trapped back at the art store i ran fifteen years ago outside NYC , but was who am i now at this age . it was a sunday during the xmas season, and i had apparently come to visit . the lights were out. the store was closed, but there were customers shopping. i was trapped. i had to ring them all out in the dark... horrible.
10. was 9. a premonition of 1.?

who's that girl?...

almost ray of light good... i can't stop listening to it. 

Happy Halloween

the corpse bride and robin... too cute 

in da club...

fun for all at Club Marcella's halloween party...

funniest, worst thing ever seen...

who won't be invited... melanie griffith

it's my party, and i'll dream if i want to...

top ten television characters i would invite to a party...
1. karen walker
2. rhoda morganstern
3. edie
4. patsy
5. lucille bluth
6. nicole richie
7. rose tyler
8. miranda
9. diana prince
10. the rest of the bluth family

get us out from under...wonder woman

this is the only good thing to happen today...

A.M.ERICA Comics- the legends continue

happy 22nd anniversary, daniel. no, it is not what the rest of you might think...

the book of gob...

does anyone else notice a direct resemblance between george bush's media misdirections and the half-assed magic tricks performed by the idiot brother, gob(pronounced like the biblical "job"), of arrested development? "may i direct your attention away from my lovely assistant, Harriet E. Miers, and toward that baby buggy bomb teetering on the high wire!".... one day closer to the pink triangle branding...

one of the nice things about being gay is that if you miss your honey, you can spray on a bit of his cologne to remind you of him all day. awww, how queer.

catch-up!

this has been a busy couple of weeks...
last week was fun- jason had to rush me to the hospital wednesday in the early a.m. for a kidney stone. i learned that kidney stones hurt so much that i don't mind being almost naked in a hospital or that my trucker mouth can be offensive to others nearby... it has solidified my hatred for my boss, who i am glad had to come in to replace me at 6a.m. that morning. i also used it as a valid excuse to leave work on friday after about an hour to take advantage of a 4 day weekend. why? screw 'em all that's why...
the week before was fun- my sister called me in hysterics ( she is not the sister that gets hysterical- EVER.) to tell me that her seventeen year old daughter, my neice, is pregnant. yes, she is a senior in high school and the father-to-be is a junior. they are all handling it pretty well considering they are not a planned parenthood kind of family. for a group of somewhat old fashioned, irish catholics- they are doing surprisingly well. how she managed to get to 6 months without telling anyone is a one of many bad signs. it is all in all an obviously worst case scenerio of bad judgement, but they will all find a way to pull through and raise a happy child.

Ten Reasons why i should not read the news...

1. our president is an absolute embarassment of a human being let alone a leader.
2. the following items will all inevidentably stem from answer # 1.
3. all the idiots in my country who can't see what's happening in front of them
4. nature is going to be done with us soon- if we don't get our shit together and become united as a green world.
5. the U.N. thinks we suck. we should be the largest in a voice of nations.
6. sometimes i'm afraid that unbridaled hate will lead to my kids watching me dragged to death behind a car, because daddy likes men.
7. the news will soon run clips of jessica simpson's new video footage before the gulf war stats of the day.
8. the city i live in is dying at an exponetial rate.
9. tigers are almost gone.
10. humans suck.

first day of 2nd & 4th grades...(daddy does many, many backflips of joy... 

ten random thoughts before finally going OUT!

1. hi, sexy sadie. i forget how much i love you sometimes.
2. i miss daniel nathanial.
3. i love when people call me markus aurelius.
4. back to school this week. ( does backflip not suited to someone in his physical condition...maybe if i don't lift my arms dancing my shirt won't ride up so much...)
5. uk import of goldfrapp was the best thing to happen to me musically in a while. slide......
6. i'm sad when my country falls apart... and the national guard is not where they should be...
7. i was in toronto last week for a concert. toronto looks prettier everytime is see it.
8. fuck there's no time...

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