i remember when i was growing up watching television that the peanut's christmas special was brought to you by dolly madison, my bologna had a first name, and the harshest thing you heard about was how to spell relief...
last night sierra came into the kitchen, picked up alura's presciption off the table and said "the purple pill called nexium."
how disturbing is this? my life was full of green giants pushing vegetables or people trying to fool laundrymat customers with their ancient chinese secret. now kids grow up thinking that people get around on their hover-rounds, popping pills that have side effects that include nausea, anal leakage and teratogenic deformities in unborn children, and that their parents are their only anti-drug. calgon take me away...