Friday, September 16, 2005

Ten Reasons why i should not read the news...

1. our president is an absolute embarassment of a human being let alone a leader.
2. the following items will all inevidentably stem from answer # 1.
3. all the idiots in my country who can't see what's happening in front of them
4. nature is going to be done with us soon- if we don't get our shit together and become united as a green world.
5. the U.N. thinks we suck. we should be the largest in a voice of nations.
6. sometimes i'm afraid that unbridaled hate will lead to my kids watching me dragged to death behind a car, because daddy likes men.
7. the news will soon run clips of jessica simpson's new video footage before the gulf war stats of the day.
8. the city i live in is dying at an exponetial rate.
9. tigers are almost gone.
10. humans suck.

1 comment:

Danielle said...

Yea...you pretty much hit the spot here.

::AGREED::