one of the nice things about being gay is that if you miss your honey, you can spray on a bit of his cologne to remind you of him all day. awww, how queer.

catch-up!

this has been a busy couple of weeks...
last week was fun- jason had to rush me to the hospital wednesday in the early a.m. for a kidney stone. i learned that kidney stones hurt so much that i don't mind being almost naked in a hospital or that my trucker mouth can be offensive to others nearby... it has solidified my hatred for my boss, who i am glad had to come in to replace me at 6a.m. that morning. i also used it as a valid excuse to leave work on friday after about an hour to take advantage of a 4 day weekend. why? screw 'em all that's why...
the week before was fun- my sister called me in hysterics ( she is not the sister that gets hysterical- EVER.) to tell me that her seventeen year old daughter, my neice, is pregnant. yes, she is a senior in high school and the father-to-be is a junior. they are all handling it pretty well considering they are not a planned parenthood kind of family. for a group of somewhat old fashioned, irish catholics- they are doing surprisingly well. how she managed to get to 6 months without telling anyone is a one of many bad signs. it is all in all an obviously worst case scenerio of bad judgement, but they will all find a way to pull through and raise a happy child.

Ten Reasons why i should not read the news...

1. our president is an absolute embarassment of a human being let alone a leader.
2. the following items will all inevidentably stem from answer # 1.
3. all the idiots in my country who can't see what's happening in front of them
4. nature is going to be done with us soon- if we don't get our shit together and become united as a green world.
5. the U.N. thinks we suck. we should be the largest in a voice of nations.
6. sometimes i'm afraid that unbridaled hate will lead to my kids watching me dragged to death behind a car, because daddy likes men.
7. the news will soon run clips of jessica simpson's new video footage before the gulf war stats of the day.
8. the city i live in is dying at an exponetial rate.
9. tigers are almost gone.
10. humans suck.

first day of 2nd & 4th grades...(daddy does many, many backflips of joy... 

ten random thoughts before finally going OUT!

1. hi, sexy sadie. i forget how much i love you sometimes.
2. i miss daniel nathanial.
3. i love when people call me markus aurelius.
4. back to school this week. ( does backflip not suited to someone in his physical condition...maybe if i don't lift my arms dancing my shirt won't ride up so much...)
5. uk import of goldfrapp was the best thing to happen to me musically in a while. slide......
6. i'm sad when my country falls apart... and the national guard is not where they should be...
7. i was in toronto last week for a concert. toronto looks prettier everytime is see it.
8. fuck there's no time...

Porn Station Portable 

10 randoms thoughts

1. i can't believe i will never again turn on the national news and see peter jennings at the helm... move over, 'cuz here comes the 6:30 Celebrity Justice up next...
2. ddr will be the end of me, or the house getting any sleep. it's like the drew's party mix of dance. if you've read nothing else about me, know this-i am not that kind of person.
3. my job sucks with the power of a black hole.
4. i'm tired of my jobs sucking, because it is not what i ever wanted to do with life. now the rest of my life is providing for others...
5. that last one bites.
6. men are cute.
7. that's hot.
8. that's over.
9. dave chapelle, please come back.
10. the house took on a few more technological upgrades this week. hooray for the penis station portable via a router... porn finds a way.

i'm sick of feeling guilty, abused, and wrong all at the same time...